chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.
“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”
by juicebox June 30, 2019
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Chub Tug

The act performed by males to temporarily increase the appearance in size of their genitalia by tugging or groping their groin to induce a "chubby." Often performed in a locker room when concealment of a shower stall or towel is provided.

The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
Meat gazer 1: Did you see that guys 2 inch schlong in the locker room?

Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
by Drum86 September 27, 2011
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winter chub

a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!

Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!
by anonymous10101010101010 June 25, 2009
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pale chub

A fish in animal crossing. Possibly the funniest name for any type of animal EVER.
Hey everybody! my pale chub is on display!! It's 4 inches long!!
by Tiller November 06, 2005
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half-chub

An inkling of an erection. 1/2 a chubby, therefore 1/4 a full erection.
When I'm in the same room as hott chixxx, I get a half-chub.
by Wellington November 09, 2005
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Chub Rodeo

A game that consists of a fat girl and your buddy hiding in the closet. You bring a fat girl back to your room and start having sex with her from the back you start insulting her until she can't take anymore and she tries to leave you grab hold and your buddy come's out of the closet and time's how long you can hang on. "The Chub Rodeo"
"Dude last night me and Jeff brought this fat pig back to my house and we gave her the Chub Rodeo I set a new record!!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 25, 2006
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semi chub

i saw my grandma naked but i wasn't sure if i liked it or not so i had a semi chub.
by uperv13 May 05, 2010
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