Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.

M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(

by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019

Christy

Funny, smart, beautiful, amd sexy. The more you see her the more of her you want to see.

Christy is sexy as fuck, I'd like to see every inch of her!

by Thatone12345 June 14, 2022

Christy

Christy is the type of person who cares about all her friends and family. She will do anything to help them get through their darkest moments. Christy is a really funny person. She is really fun to hang out with, and she is very kawaii. She isn’t really into makeup, but with enough practice and an amazing cousin to help her, she can accomplish any look! She likes car rides, and making memories. She despises all the freaks on tiktok, and last but not least she is h0m0ph0b1c and proud 😊!

Have you seen Christy? She’s one of the most kawaii people out there!

by hophopper September 20, 2020

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.

“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

by Seymoore Buttz May 8, 2018

Christy

A nice guy with immense masculinity, definitely a guy, not a girl.

I wanna be as Christy as him.

by Yoyo12345678 March 30, 2018

the maddie and christie show

the totally awesome youtube show feature maddie and christie show featuring Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus :)

maddie doing most posts talks about anything going physco on webcam

girl 1: hey did you see the maddie and christie show?
boy1: yeah they are totally awesome
girl 2: maddie talks about anything though
boy1: truee, but its cool how they have celebes in it

by M&C show October 17, 2008