screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by nine February 21, 2004

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Dave Chappelle

Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"

I was watching that black guy.
You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive

by Sebastian and Amanda May 26, 2006

Chopped

Meaning she’s ugly chop

Yo that new girl is chopped

by DaddySanage March 11, 2019

clapped

to be shot

dat punk ass motherfucker just got clapped

by crip November 4, 2003

Chopped And Cheesed

Derived from the term “chopped” (meaning an individual who is very unattractive.) and from the popular New York cuisine “chopped cheese”

The “cheesed” in the phrase intensifies the “chopped” therefore creating “chopped and cheesed” only to be used when someone is EXTRA ugly/chopped.

“She chopped”
“Nah bro, she chopped AND cheesed”
“Damn..cheesed too?”
“Hell yeah”

by ilyriah April 12, 2021

Dave Chappelle

A funny, black comedian who has a show on Comedy Central. He has done sketch comedy, stand-up, and has starred in several movies. Most of his jokes and material are about ethnic races and drugs. His show on Comedy Central had had two successful seasons. His first season was mostly race material (Most of his 'race jokes' are anti-white in his first season). But his second season was better, for it was more well rounded on jokes. After his second season, he had 'taken a break'. He was supposed to have a third season, but he had never carried it out. From what i've gathered, he has had a mental breakdown. He went from a normal person to one of the greatest comedians in history in a very short time. Such a major change in a short time responsiblity and fame is very hard on a person's mind, and that is what I believe happened to Dave Chappelle. I don't think we will see much of Dave Chapelle in the near future, save re-runs of any of his work. Another interesting fact about him was he wore 60's style golfer caps on almost every episode of his show on Comedy Central.

Dave Chappelle led a great career in the field of Comedy, and left a distinctive mark in history.

by TheDungeonWall August 29, 2008