The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google
by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022
Get the The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2mug. A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"
George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"
Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."
George: "......"
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"
George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"
Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."
George: "......"
by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011
Get the Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafemug. A dance move where you slightly bend the knees, and shake your ass from side to side, arms in the air, snapping your fingers to the beat.
by Kayaness February 3, 2006
Get the cafe con leche dancemug. Yet another lame definition written by someone with an axe to grind (see: beautybash)
The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.
The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.
by nimble November 8, 2006
Get the makeupalley cafe' boardmug. Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)
Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.
by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012
Get the Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)mug. Cafe Zorva is an Indian den of iniquity located in the lands of Sorvagur Faroe Islands, that fronts as a benign cafe, but is in reality a mongrel fueled, sinister child trafficking network, where unsuspecting prey are lured in by the premise of curry and pizza, to then be knocked unconscious with a cricket bat upon stepping foot in the facility, awakening fettered to a wall, where they are then spoon fed gruel and sent to Romania, becoming Andrew Tates promiscuous little plaything until being freed and smuggled out of the country as a reward for engaging in bouts of woe stricken, hedonistic indentured servitude of homo erotic debauchery, including years of pleasing darkling fiends.
All of this was evinced back in April 2024, when a brave, yet ambiguous lad stumbled unawares with two of his compatriots to this cafe, and after espying the cafe flying an Indian and Faroese flag, followed by envisaging a bald brown man leering at them from the window, while peculiarly rubbing a handkerchief, fled, driving away from facility and to Magn Miðvágur, where a delectable sausage was enjoyed. After this anonymous witness reported his findings, many others, emboldened by the lads bravery, began outlining their similarly peculiar and often traumatic experiences, further cementing the fact that this hollowed out coven of sin is an incorrigible abode of ill repute.
All of this was evinced back in April 2024, when a brave, yet ambiguous lad stumbled unawares with two of his compatriots to this cafe, and after espying the cafe flying an Indian and Faroese flag, followed by envisaging a bald brown man leering at them from the window, while peculiarly rubbing a handkerchief, fled, driving away from facility and to Magn Miðvágur, where a delectable sausage was enjoyed. After this anonymous witness reported his findings, many others, emboldened by the lads bravery, began outlining their similarly peculiar and often traumatic experiences, further cementing the fact that this hollowed out coven of sin is an incorrigible abode of ill repute.
I was going to brutally maul, kill, set alight and rape John, but I sent him to Cafe Zorva instead. Rajesh and his cronies will do much worse to him than I ever could. That'll teach the cunt.
You think that my phallus stretched and hurt that gaping mouth of yours too much? Just wait till Cafe Zorva's staff bring out the whips and rulers, then you'll know what true agony feels like.
You think that my phallus stretched and hurt that gaping mouth of yours too much? Just wait till Cafe Zorva's staff bring out the whips and rulers, then you'll know what true agony feels like.
by TroothTellahh September 18, 2024
Get the Cafe Zorvamug. To perform cunnilingus voraciously.
by Priecher February 14, 2018
Get the sloppy cat cafemug.