the most advanced and sophisticated collective of fine chipper chaps, the most bulging, bulbus boys who have graced the earth
by Tahil ashlando November 17, 2022

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

by SangFe October 8, 2021

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
by QPaulG July 9, 2022

by Tyrone8864 April 5, 2024

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
