Jon: Dude !? Do you think my chicken donger (his fucking cock) is a size small ?
Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.
Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)
Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.
Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)
by Bowtowm May 10, 2018
Get the medium bulgemug. When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
Get the Grandma Bulgemug. The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
Get the Bulge watchingmug. When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.
"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"
by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
Get the Brooklyn Bulgemug. A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.
by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016
Get the meteoric bulgemug. When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024
Get the poop bulgemug. by scythe021 May 26, 2024
Get the Fat bulging huge gay humungous cockmug.