Brown Cross

A noble international charity organization you can call when you feel you gotta attend the call of nature but there is no toilet anywhere in sight.
Like the red cross sends an ambulance, the brown cross sends a truck with a toilet cabin.

Oh no, this man is about to shit himself! Someone call the brown cross!

by le alvin May 4, 2022

Brown Iceberg

This is a special case of a Big Kahuna, itself a large turd. When any portion of the turd sticks above the waterline, you have created a Brown Iceberg. Much like it's icy namesake, the vast majority of the Brown Iceberg lies below the surface. When turds have achieved this dangerous size, it will often not flush down the toilet, resulting in a Pooplug.

I ate 2 pounds of Mexican food last night and found a brown iceberg in the toilet shortly thereafter!

by Captain Cid September 6, 2017

brown claw

A hand signal used by pro kayakers. Refers to embracing the muddy brown flooded steeps found after a good gully washer.

Man did you see that Ballz? He just threw a Brown Claw half way down that 50 footer! That was stout!

by greencovesteve April 5, 2012

Bushido Brown

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Antonio browned

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.

Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!

by Saints4life September 8, 2014

brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

by woms May 12, 2007

Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.

"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.

by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. July 10, 2020