Mon Bon

A straight bottom bitch, a pimps best money maker. Normally named Monica.

You my mon bon, so make your Big Daddy some phat cash.

by Big Phats November 6, 2012

bon-ga

used to describe a surprise that happens to a person.
also in completion of a task.

that car came out of nowhere and "bon-ga" t-boned her.

or

im gonna stay late and "bon-ga" this till its done

by daniel thomas June 19, 2006

wee-bon

wee = white
bon = ebonics

put em together = wee-bon

Typically a female of non ghetto desent posing as a female of ghetto desent, however, in strange occurances this can refer to a male generally only if he is a queen or incredibly fem.

Good to use so you don't get your ass beat for calling someone a wigger.

Girl # 1 - She is so stupid bobbing her head around yelling like she is ghetto fabulous...

Girl # 2 - No shit...how come I am the only one that realizes she is white and lives in the Cherry Creek area...freakin wee-bon

by weebonalicious June 2, 2009

beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)

My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.

by Lady Gags-a-lot July 18, 2009

Bon appétit and Bon voyage

A french saying for “hit it and quit it”
Eat the pussy, fuck, say goodbye without cuddling

I met a beautiful french girl last night, you know how it went down, bon appétit and bon voyage

by Shpigler November 20, 2020

bon jovi

A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.

-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.

by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006

A Bon Jovi

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006