by Pooberry July 11, 2008
by al May 21, 2004
The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.
by trevor fartlett June 12, 2010
A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
When a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his cock due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.
That drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my cock while I was taking a shit, and she couldn't take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.
by cryanken June 27, 2010
I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
by miketort June 07, 2011
When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...
by chasdook November 15, 2004