royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.

My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.

by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads March 18, 2016

Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard

I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard

by EAudi April 13, 2023

Hilary Blizzard

the doing of penetration whilst female is in overhead candlestick position

“Bro we did the Hilary blizzard last night”

by Handen November 17, 2020

Hicktown Blizzard

when a bunch of dudes sit nude in a circle and a couple girls come over and start shitting on their dicks. Then they ride, or suck them till they jizz. the goal is to make as many of the dudes jizz at the same time as you can. And when all the jizz shoots up into the air, it's a Hicktown Blizzard.

keswick sped: Yo, me and my hoes are gonna do some Hicktown Blizzards with the boys.
other keswick sped: OOOOO can I come??

by bigdaddygay November 19, 2019

Blizzard Of Oz

when you have explosive diarrhea that comes out like a blizzard

"Damn Daniel, you shat like the Blizzard of Oz"

by anonymous December 13, 2022

blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016