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Breezy Jangles

To have super long pubes that flow in the wind and are long enough to tie jingle bells to. Then to rape a Santa Clause at the mall and jingle hump while saying "Ho Ho Ho you Bitch"
"Dude, I saw a santa Clause at the mall getting it on on with some breezy jangles"

"No way?! that happened to me last week"
by HooooooHoooo May 5, 2010
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the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.
damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!
by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010
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breezy delight

Act of performing fellatio by a homosexual partner, or a man that performs fellatio.
by samson c November 24, 2006
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Breezy

the most amazing and gorgeous girl you could get. she is always there for you and is always caring. she is also very loving
Man I am so glad I have Breezy
by yaboy56 August 15, 2016
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Beezy

Lets smoke a beezy.
by sHamsWam August 16, 2009
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Breezy

A trifflin' sleezy female thing that'll break your heart multiple times then leave you hanging on the telephone and then you'll come back because she's such a repulsive cutie that overwhelms you with her adorableness but then the cycle continues and you're just left confused, in pain, and in love.
Damn, that Breezy just hit me in the face with a tree and I cried but then she made me feel better then hit me again.
by Broken Hearted Satan February 1, 2014
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