When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
bethany and micheal are the schools cutest couple. he always makes her laugh and is very tall. she can get jealous if he talks to other girls, but over all he makes her feel like a princess. everyone in the school is jealous of this relationship because they way she treats her is a girls dream come true
bethany and micheal are the perfect relationship
by unicorncow October 05, 2018
This girl is the bad ass of the group. She loves ever one of her friends and would do anything for them, Bethany Smith never shares her feelings because she tends to think no one cares , she is the most hornist person of the group but knows how to hide it well if you have a Bethany Smith in your life your a bad bleep.
by Fan club November 07, 2021
have you heard of bethany hibbert?
no who's she!
she's a youtuber
is she good ?
yeah and she's funny too
no who's she!
she's a youtuber
is she good ?
yeah and she's funny too
by @wys_beth36 on instagram June 10, 2020
Hooni is an average member of markier dan club (horny, unhinged, weird kinks, etc) who only comes online to talk about men or lumis ALLEGED piss kink . a hypocrite as he tries to put people on trial for things he has done himself and has atrocious spelling and grammar yet attacks innocent lumi for it. What makes it worse is that he has been diagnosed with stage 1 piss kink (he's still at the stage where he's denying it but secretly jokes about it). And lastly has a seriously unhealthy obsession with markiplier and superhero men (we try our best to support him </3).
by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 15, 2022
A Bethany Masters is smart, beautiful and intelligent. She will have your back to the very end and be your best friend. She is incredibly loving and you'll know you she loves you by the way she looks at you and how close you are to her.
P1- Have you seen the way Bethany Masters looks at me?
P2- Yea that means she likes you
P1- Really?
P2- Yea you should talk to her
P2- Yea that means she likes you
P1- Really?
P2- Yea you should talk to her
by Brooklyn1001 February 13, 2018
The singer of the indie rock band best coast. Cosentino is a very underrated artist who sings about very relatable concepts. The songs really take you back to the mid 2000’s rock revival stage.
Person1- “Isn’t Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast so beautiful?!”
Person2- “Yes totally! Amazing singer too!”
Person2- “Yes totally! Amazing singer too!”
by evergrn December 26, 2020