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The semilla you need is in the bathtub (02/13/2025) 

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Person 343: The semilla you need is in the bathtub (02/13/2025)

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after
Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after
bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

bathtubbin' 

We were going bathtubbin' last night.
bathtubbin' by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009
Verb: The act of masturbating (typically to orgasm) while in the shower/bathtub. Can refer to solitary masturbation, with assistance, or acts of voyeurism.
Solo: I had the most amazing bathrub this morning. I must have cum like three times!

Assist: My girlfriend gave me a great bathrub this morning. Totally helped my morning wood.

Voyeur: I bathrubbed while watching Naomi shower. She didn't notice I was doing it while showering right next to her.
Bathrub by Iris Scavo March 22, 2011