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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021
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shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
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