mothers against hard rock

A partiticularly upity group of yuppie cunts who wish to inform you you have poor taste in music.

"THAT music is baaaadd for your braaain" - mothers against hard rock

by Low Key September 12, 2006

mothers against hard rock

(MAHR) A rumored group that works to outlaw rock music groups such as The Used and My Chemical Romance. There is no known website for the organization, but if it exists, it poses no real threat to the hard rock genre or the music industry.

I heard there were over 4,000 names on the petition for Mothers Against Hard Rock.

by everlong May 30, 2006

War crime against humanity

A crime so horrible that not only is it a war crime, but also a crime against humanity.

"No, I have not committed any war crime against humanity"
- Obama probably

by Waluigi 2 July 14, 2020

Against The Kitchen Floor Moment

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023

mothers against hard rock

A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.

Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...

by Mike Y. October 14, 2005

mothers against hard rock

A shadowy group of mothers opposed to "hard rock" music. So far they have targeted popular post-hardcore/screamo/emo/whatever you want to define them as bands My Chemical Romance and the Used. This is considered by many an attack on the 1st Amendment right to free speech and a petition started on the internet as a protest to this has gained over 4,000 signatures so far. This group (MAHR) appears to have no known website (at least a Yahoo search turned up nothing) and little appears to be known about it at this time except that they are trying to ban bands that many people love.

I signed a petition against Mothers Against Hard Rock because MCR is cool and I hate censorship.

by andriod5 October 06, 2005

mothers against hard rock

A stupid group of idiotic weirdos who randomly decided they didn't like My Chemical Romance and The Used and decided to try to ban them, while they don't go after the REALLY bad shit like that dumbass song 'Sexy Back' which is like way more...retarded than anything by MCR and/or The Used. They're trying to take away the freedom of speech, even though the U.S. government already did, thanks to Bush. Why they don't target the really bad crap, the world may never know.

Idiotic Weirdo1: Hey I'm bored let's go try to ban rock bands!
Idiotic Weirdo2: Good idea let's call ourselves Mothers Against Hard Rock!!!

by person thing December 24, 2006