Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

by lazylinguist August 9, 2012

Freak Affect

The freak affect is when the freakster rub off on you and you dont even know it. Its a drug

That girl got hit with the freak affect.

by KeeDaFreak March 23, 2019

The Tilly Affect

When a girl named Tilly is around everyone's best side comes out and it is a much more peaceful world

Person one:"Your stupid!"
Person two:"Well you are an idiot"
(Tilly walks in, hence The Tilly Affect starts)
Person one:"Hi Tilly, this is my bestie "

by That_Girl_On_Stage April 15, 2019

The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

affenigatious

1)a white girl who is tired of the caucasion penis and has changed over to loving african penis i e (jungle fever)
2)one who has compation for the african american race, nig lover

my ex-girlfriend dumped me and then i found her with shahara farakahn, that affenigatious whore.

by tyler VONhill December 3, 2004

affectionless

a person who shows NO physical affection to the one they love-
doesnt pay attention to the " SMALL STUFF "
NOT ROMANTIC

AFFECTIONLESS

you have to ASK FOR "AFFECTION"- to be cuddled or touched in anyway - and evn when you flat out say what you want - THEY DONT GET IT

by LUCYLOU June 20, 2012

Affirmationists

A team of people who validate/confirm your perceptions, feelings, ideas, etc

My affirmationists boosted me out of my depression

by Shell true December 18, 2016