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Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**
Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH
by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021
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you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!
bruh: you're adopted
broi: what
by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021
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adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.
"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"
by learsi bottom June 5, 2020
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Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed
Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed
by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022
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adopter

A tool used to adapt from one size to another.
Can I use your 3/8 to 1/2 adopter.
by Toeland June 13, 2018
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Adoptism

“Her adoptism really showed when she said she could ‘always tell’ who was adopted.”
by Skæl October 18, 2025
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guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
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