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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
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abrahamsive

Something that a person called "Abraham" will do.
John: "Why will you do that?"

Abraham: "Yes!"

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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
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Mt. Abraham

some funky ass school man
person 1: I go to Mt. Abraham for school
person 2: that's some funky school you got there
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Abraham Sandwich

Just a nickname I gave my step sisters little brother.
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Edwin Abraham

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is very tekky at football and great at video games like FIFA. People like him come once in a lifetime!
Person 1: Damn, I just got thrashed on FIFA
Person 2: I bet it was Edwin Abraham, he’s insane
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abraham lincum

when you fuck so hard that you feel like the essence of a penny
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