travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017

Travel treats

sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head

If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

travelers dust

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Can I offer you two fine gentlemen at this Greyhound Station some travelers dust?

by Epherum April 26, 2016

air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Train Travel

the proest game in the world. if you didnt play it yet then why are you still alive noob

Train Travel is better than jailbreak

by Noobs Studios August 24, 2022