Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

Suzy

Suzy means usually do things in a clumsy way

e.g You are so Suzy!

by JasperSI June 12, 2019

Suzie

A chick who hears voices in her sleep telling her to get up and go to school. This type is self proclaimed crazy.

Did you hear about that suzie from the blonde in first hour? Talk about a nut job.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Suzie

The embodiment of earth wind and fire Although she uses these elements to battle water she also draws energy from it This energy is best channeled closest to the equator. She will brighten your day with her innocent smile. She is pure in heart and not afraid to get her hands dirty Suzie the bravest of all who sees things for what they are not the clouded misconceptions that others see she is best paired up with a Scorpio as Scorpios are a fire sign and bring great passion to a relationship scorpio is also a sex sign so when paired up love making could possibly end up an out of body experience of pleasure. Suzie is an ancient name and the name of a worrier who fights for the oppressed Suzie is just as beautiful as she is smart and just as innocent as she is naughty. If you ever have a chance to be invited into Suzie’s life you must be a strong alpha type male Although she will take care of a beta it usually doesn’t last long. She doesn’t just let anyone in so if she trusts you consider it an honor and bowel at the moon like a wolf

My girlfriend is boring and sucks in bed I wish I had a suzie

by Typingturor6969 March 2, 2023

Suzi

Suzi is street slang for adderall. Larger milligram pills are often referred to as “big suzi”.

How am I supposed to study for this test without suzi?

I never go to Vegas without suzi.

Suzi kept me up all night.

by Big Suzi September 14, 2021

Suzie Gonzalez

A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara

Suzie Gonzalez is cool

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022

A Suzy

A female (typically a junky skank) that's completely out of her mind insane and is the most narcissistic person you'll ever meet with a major compulsive lying disorder.

You dont wanna talk to that girl. She's A Suzy like no other before, stay away from that one, I found that out the hard way.

by Luzifer333 June 30, 2022