Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010
An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.
by Mikemikeandmike March 06, 2017
In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder
Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?
by Columbam February 12, 2019
a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.
by JanezJ October 04, 2008
The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.
Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.
by J-Dub the paystub June 29, 2010
What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.
girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?
boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
by wasteofmyday May 06, 2010
Used when describing a completely exhausted condition where you want to sit around and sloth all day, grazing on various snack foods.
A play on "Flash Gordon".
A play on "Flash Gordon".
Dude, I am crash gordon today! I am gonna call in sick to work so I can watch UFC all day and eat nachos.
by El Gordo Flaco May 16, 2008