The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.
by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a great guy to be around. His easy going personality seems to draw people in. He’s a handsome guy with a beautiful smile. Sometimes he can get a little obbsessed with fortnite, but that’s alright😂 If you ever meet a Brandon, don’t ever let him go. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ever have! You are the one of the luckiest girls in the world to end up with a Brandon!!
Brandon’s the best boyfriend ever 😍
by 789isajoke:) July 12, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports
Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. by NichThibba October 29, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.