joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.

My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO

by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

vine dangler

Gay, homosexual. A male who who holds other males vines (dicks)

That dude Elton John is a real vine dangler

by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015

Dingus dangler

One who art a dangler of thine dingus

Damn Bruce your a dingus dangler!

by Syrupsamurai June 24, 2024

Bojangler Dangler

Dangley thing in the back of your throat

guy1: hey whats the hangey thing in your throat?
guy2:Oh!!! You're Bojangler Dangler

by The mystery man oofoof November 6, 2020

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025