death witch

A witch whom honor's the departed from the very beginning of life till the end. teaching those who ask for a better way life and leading them to their most desired paths.

one who has surmounted death itself, overcoming all the pleasures of life to obtain a mere existence of evermore understanding, the original sensai.

ive never seen her/him fail to get the results.
do you think she/he made a deal with the devil,...
no its a death witch.

by proxybyname February 21, 2018

Festival Witch

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.

Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."

by pete45 February 23, 2015

witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021

Witch's shot

A sudden sharp pain in the lower back that causes difficulty in walking or any type of movement.

I was playing fetch with my dog and when I bent over to pick up the ball, a witch's shot hit me and I was unable to do anything for the rest of the day.

by CuJoknowsthings April 19, 2020

Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.

Why you son of a witch!

by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.

Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.

by birdgirlrocks January 3, 2018