shotgun wedding

Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.

I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom

by David Li April 23, 2005

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Wedding Hot

Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.

Similar to work hot.

noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."

by Adam Wolfson August 26, 2007

Wedding Train

To engage in reckless behavior along the lines of beating women and throwing puppies into fires. Typically perpetrated by "GG Allin-disciple" scumfuck types. Generally caused by consumption of large quantities of inexpensive whiskey.

bitch, if you don't pass me that bottle right now i'm gonna bust a wedding train on your ass.

by vagin@lmutilation May 24, 2009

San Francisco Wedding

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.

Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"

by dghul July 11, 2009

Wedding Purgatory

A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.

Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”

Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”

by Muffy Culbreath March 19, 2009

Dirty Wedding

A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.

They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.

by Cubanb May 16, 2014