Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!

This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.

by mo.glo July 7, 2011

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

palm Wednesday

A variance of "Hump Day" which is on Wednesday, Some people actually get to hump , while other people may have to use their own palm. Hence "palm Wednesday"

good morning, Happy Hump day!!, Not for me it's not. It s Palm Wednesday!

by Ivan barrister April 1, 2023

working on wednesdays

To “work on a wednesday” means to work on a Wednesday.

"to work or not to work on a wednesday."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."

by nal.z0 September 27, 2022

No Warcrime Wednesday

No warcrimes on wednesday

I cant commit warcrimes because its No Warcrime Wednesday

by Epic225 March 12, 2021

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021