wanker

one who wanks off often
one who acts in a toolish matter
a way to name or insult another if they are a tool or fat or bothersome

look at that guy hes wanking off in the corner

i banged ur hoe last night g

WANKER!

by a. p. gullivar January 5, 2006

wanker

1. This is person who is a complete loser.
2. A person who acts like they have no place in life....at all.

That douche is a total wanker.

by RoD_mAn January 30, 2007

wanker

A word used in the place of the word penis.

1.I accidentily saw his wanker.
2.He just flashed me his wanker.

by Moniminikita April 13, 2008

wanker

one who takes it upon themselves to engage in the art of a vigorous repeat session, thrusting their hand to and fro whilst grasping their penis.

look at that fucking nob jockey over there,hes a right wanker

by plunkmasterp June 7, 2004

Wanker

a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

by skippybum November 4, 2003

Wanker

A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004