No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

by cmb009 October 15, 2010

No Warcrime Wednesday

No warcrimes on wednesday

I cant commit warcrimes because its No Warcrime Wednesday

by Epic225 March 12, 2021

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

sweatsuit wednesday

Before yall start this shit go watch loiter squad Sweatsuit Wednesday. Now that yall know sweatsuit Wednesday takes part on wednesdays , the only day that you can wear this thing and be a demigod and look fly at the same time

Tyrone: Yo négga wtf are you wearing this for??

Fly ass nigga: Its sweatsuit wednesday hoe ass!
Tyrone: Oh shitdamn lemme go change real quick.

by HeyYoLemmeGetThePussy February 9, 2018

working on wednesdays

To “work on a wednesday” means to work on a Wednesday.

"to work or not to work on a wednesday."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."

by nal.z0 September 27, 2022

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020