Wesley's tend to spend a lot of their time on the computer, but their dicks are big. They usually start fucking early cause they're that hot. Wesley's tend to fuck every bitch they know, even his teachers. Goddamn.
by DgatezDGod July 31, 2018
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by Aberfoyle April 29, 2003
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Wesley is a funny guy who doesn’t have to try to impress others. He has a select friend group with who he trusts most. Wesley is an attractive, smart, kind, thoughtful, and unique individual. If you get yourself a Wesley don’t let him slip away because with him your life is sure to get better. With him hard times will pass and laughter will forever be in abundance.
Wesley: Thanos wasn’t even a bad guy, I mean come on think about it.
Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.
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Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.
Thanos🙈🙏🏻
by Kenzier0s3 May 5, 2019
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Get the weasleysexual mug.A relationship deal-breaker. A difference of likes/dislikes between a couple that is insurmountable. When Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit) discovered that Gwendoline didn’t like cheese, he called the relationship off.
by Posalie January 4, 2011
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Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.
Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.
Jay: You really just made a reference to that "singing shark" guy from YouTube?
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.
by comicsketches October 15, 2011
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Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.
by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018
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