The equivalent of a snowboard to be used on the water. The rider is holding onto a rope and led by a boat. The rider may jump off of the wake of the boat.
by j00b November 26, 2003
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Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
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Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
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Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
by Butt Sex Cobra March 11, 2021
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When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
by Spinewhip October 29, 2009
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Get the wakewalking mug.I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011
Get the Wake n' Shake mug.A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010
Get the brentwood wakeup mug.The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.
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This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).
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Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.
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Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
1)
This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).
2)
Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.
3)
Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
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Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"
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Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*
3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)
Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*
Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"
2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*
3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)
Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*
by Don Soggy September 21, 2018
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