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P.U.W.M.S.

Putting Up With Men's Shit
I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.
by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010
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a l i g h t s w i t c h

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H
by Donuffs March 5, 2018
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B.W.D.S.

B.W.D.S. (Bi-sexual While Drunk Syndrome) A syndrome that happens to underage(15-17)/college(18-25) girls while drunk. It is the leading cause of barsexuals
Sally started showing symptoms after partying all week with her sorority sisters. After consulting with her Priest and his Nun assistance they told her she had B.W.D.S. and prescribed a bottle of Jack Daniels and vodka and had a intervention party.
by Bleener May 10, 2008
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S.W.A.G

S.W.A.G stands for the Students With Academic Goals Program or the Swahili Western-Samoa Anti German pact from WWII
George-Hey man im in S.W.A.G
Phil Mickelson-Cool keep up the good work
by Isaac returns July 17, 2012
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Bohemian W.A.S.P.

Bohemian W.A.S.P. (1943 – Present day)

Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.
A recent example of this phenomenon that is currently in the fourth generation took place at the W________t restaurant in San Francisco. “I was completely baffled when the man at my table gave me his credit card!” Says Clarence __________, a waiter whose name is also somewhat of a Bohemian W.A.S.P. derivative. Clarence continues: “The man was tall, about 6” 5” with blond hair and blue-green eyes. He was reading the linear notes on the sleeve of a Benjamin Britten Compact Disc, possibly the War Requiem. I overheard his wife with striking patrician good looks talk about Milton, and how difficult the Latin translations were at Yale.” “I truly thought I was in the presence of the real thing, especially when she referred to her son as “Harold the IIIrd”.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”

A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
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W.a.s.p. panties

W.A.S.P. stands for "Worn After Sex Panties" Particularly with two females getting both of their p*ssy juices on the panties making them better sexually to smell, and to taste, a woman’s vagina is substantially influenced by her hormones. Orgasm is in fact the result of hormonal stimulation. “As arousal builds and becomes more intense, production of oxytocin causes the nerves in the genitals to fire spontaneously causing orgasms.” Oxytocin is the hormone that’s commonly known as the "Cuddle" or "Love hormone". This hormone is in both male and females and although levels rise substantially in males during orgasm they skyrocket in woman. Essentially masturbation orgasms, even if intense, are quite simply no way comparable to orgasms achieved thorough making love. Hormones, specifically oxytocin, are dramatically different in a woman that’s been made love to rather than one who has been manipulated to orgasm through self stimulation. Oxytocin, is the key to this difference. Google Wasp Panties!
1. After having my worn after sex panties, W.A.S.P. panties may cause you to fall in love with me.

2. You can purchase my wasp panties. There will be no male semen in these worn after sex panties W.A.S.P. panties- just me and my girlfrind's.
by Daisy Mae 123 October 26, 2011
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D.W.F.S.

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.
Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.
by propack April 7, 2011
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