valkov

a stupid bitch

what a stupid bitch. must've been a valkov

by Ms Kris Jenner January 17, 2019

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

valkows

Valkows is a RAZOR OfC which is chill and very well-known for being a Ground Officer.

He's a chill guy, didn't got demoted.
Perfect for the OfC role.
And he's valkows, cave johnson, we're done here.

"Valkows, we need a rally like really."

by Epicsonidas November 1, 2020

Velociraptoring

When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.

For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.

by Jurassic Fark February 25, 2021

Veloci

The act of taking dick at the speed of which a velociraptor can run.

Did you just see Mason take that Veloci? Amazing.

by Kageotome88 January 14, 2021

Velcome

Velcome is a mix of Very and Welcome! It is not German!

You are Velcome Taylor Swift

by Amazing Word March 30, 2021

velocitaptor

Check out my man over there talking to all those women at the table. Hes a Velocitaptor. He gets so much ass. He won't give up until he gets the pussy. person who verociously taps alot of ass.

Velocitaptor is a man with a big appetite and trying to fuck alot of women. A man who try's to get with as many women as possible in an aggressivemannor manner.

by Dr Munch November 1, 2021