uni

unlimited nyash institute

Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”

Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”

Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”

Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”

Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”

by Anonymousmatey12 September 1, 2022

typhoony uni

The residue left on a person's face after man having anal sex with said person pulls out and wipes genitals on person's brow

Matt laughed hysterically after giving Anna a degrading typhoony uni

by Mothballs June 19, 2003

Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014

Unis

They do not know how to use urban dictionary.

Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"

by Im a rat(atatatatatata) December 25, 2020

Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

Uni-toe

Where you have two toes grown together

His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.

by SarahT1405 April 11, 2023

uni quality

An item or thing which is of low quality/ kind of trash, mainly used to describe certain objects or people

Justin said "I am uni quality!" meaning he's trash or low quality.

by filaylayde January 22, 2021