ultimate warrior

One who prepares himself by asking "How should I prepare myself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world, should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me, should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants!"

Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries, in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

by bfb1977 October 25, 2007

real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003

ultimate frisbee

Best game ever played. Common among collage students and hippies. Equipment includes frisbee disc, and a field where a disc may be thrown. 7 players per team each one with an endzone. One team tries to throw the frisbee down the field and catch it in the opposing teams endzone. Main rule: no running with the disc. Ultimate Frisbee is a self regulated self officiated game, there are no refs, all part of spirit of the game. Players judge themselves and all have a good attitude.

person 1: lets go play ultimate frisbee,
person 2: Ok! there is a pick up game at the local collage.
person 3: don't forget your sandals.

by Frisbee guy August 30, 2008

The ultimate sacrifice

When walking into a very ordinary nightclub to find only one very hot looking woman, 9 times out of 10 she will be acompanied by a very dirty looking woman. In order to hook up with the hotter of the two, one of your mates must distract the dirtier one by hooking up with her.

Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".

Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...

by Furby May 16, 2006

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.

Let's go play some ultimate!!!

by Jeff April 8, 2003

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014