typhoony uni

The residue left on a person's face after man having anal sex with said person pulls out and wipes genitals on person's brow

Matt laughed hysterically after giving Anna a degrading typhoony uni

by Mothballs June 19, 2003

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Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

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Uni-toe

Where you have two toes grown together

His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.

by SarahT1405 April 11, 2023

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uni quality

An item or thing which is of low quality/ kind of trash, mainly used to describe certain objects or people

Justin said "I am uni quality!" meaning he's trash or low quality.

by filaylayde January 22, 2021

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Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014

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