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tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.
"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"
by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006
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TSTE

Acronym for "The Shittest Tits Ever"

Commonly used as a code amongst males when describing a woman with a particularly horrible pair of breasts.

The code may also be used on a picture of the girl in question that she may have put up on a social networking site. The girl in question won't have a clue what the code means, but all guys will nod knowingly.
Chris: Man, have you seen Tara's tits?

Stefan: I know - TSTE.
by garbladman June 17, 2010
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tastemaker

An individual who's determination of what's stylish influences a significant quantity or quality of people resulting in a supportive trend.
“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black."

Kanye West talking to Spin Magazine.
by Kristi Moe January 18, 2008
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tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008
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tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.
Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up
by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008
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Penis Taster

People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.
Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!
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teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."
I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.
by Moggraider August 2, 2009
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