turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

TurtleDeveloping

the sexiest man on earth

TurtleDeveloping its the best man on earth!

by TurtleDeveloping January 13, 2021

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025