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turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.
damn feel turtled
by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021
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TurtleDeveloping

TurtleDeveloping its the best man on earth!
by TurtleDeveloping January 13, 2021
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Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.
I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.
by Roadren March 3, 2023
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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015
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Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018
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Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024
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Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
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