"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.
by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016
Get the sticky tuba mug.To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022
Get the Tuba Tryout mug.Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".
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Get the TUBA mug.Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
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Get the fallopian tuba mug.'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
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