The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.
Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.
by nick weiner January 28, 2009

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

n. - phrase used to describe the state of one’s balls once covered in the sweaty stank that can only come from periods of extended travel.
by four48actual June 30, 2018

by Noobs Studios August 24, 2022
