Start by concerning yourself with what you want to change about yourself if you're going to change anything at all (most of the world should be good enough the way it is without your need to do something to make it what you think it should be, or make people what you think they should be). You're not a transformer.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
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Other random dude: prolly when I finished watching transformers 2007 plus I few a whole beard and got a wife and kids
Other random dude: prolly when I finished watching transformers 2007 plus I few a whole beard and got a wife and kids
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Hym "But swap some terminology around and call it 'the transformers' and you get to pretend you created AI."
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when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
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The transformer girl is not gonna let it go on the attempts to turn the other person into a more soft-hearted, spiritual version of what they actually are. She will keep trying everything, insisting that there's a hidden weakness somewhere to take advantage of.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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