toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum

Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69

by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021