Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009

Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.

One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...

by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009

Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009

Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt

me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy

by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021

Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022

Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

by LittleZeus September 26, 2020