tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.

Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!

by taerc August 12, 2015

Tinder Surprise

When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic

"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"

by Iliketoeatrawpotato March 16, 2016

Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.

“What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!

by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019

Tinder Roulette

When you're swiping through tinder while rubbing one out.

Person 1: "Hey bro what were you up to last night?"
Person 2: "Nothing really, just played Tinder Roulette

by Dudebruhchill August 2, 2016

Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder

When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.

"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."

by Nunya123765 June 20, 2017

tinder sloot

Another term for tinder slut

Hey bro, how was your tinder sloot last night.

Let me just say, it was worth messaging her.

by Beigben69 January 25, 2016

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014