fecal vortex

The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.

This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.

by WordFinder1 June 23, 2022

Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021

Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.

"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."

by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025