Strawberry Question

The Strawberry Question

The Strawberry Question is a couples game to see if their partner is cheating or would consider it. This can go 2 ways (maybe three?)

Scenarios ⬇️

Scenario 1:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “wsp”
Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
Guy: “no”
Girl: “why not?”
Guy: “ bc they aren’t mine”
Girl: “okay ❤️“
This scenario shows that the guy wouldn’t cheat/think about cheating.
On the other hand….

Scenario 2:
Girl: “hey babe?”
Guy: “yeah?”

Girl: “let’s say you were to walk by a field of strawberries that had a fence around it and you were REALLY hungry. Would you hop the fence to eat one?”
guy: “yeah maybe”
Girl: “why?”
Guy: “because I’m really hungry”
This scenario could infer that your partner is cheating/considering cheating.

(Scenario 3?)
I’m too lazy to give an actual scenario but it pretty much consists of this:

Your partner who already knew of the game could tell you they wouldn’t take a strawberry to make you trust them when really they would.
So make sure you know if they’re lying or not.

⚠️Please remember that this is a rhetorical scenario and that just because he/she would eat a strawberry doesn’t imply that she/he is cheating.⚠️

Girl: “i think I’m gonna do the strawberry question on my bf td”
Other girl: “omg tell me what he says!”

by Lils :) November 16, 2022

Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

Clitorical question

A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.

"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."

by InsertX November 14, 2019

Questioning Life

When you see your female best friend talking to your crush.

Sam: Dude, what are you doing?
Amy: Don't worry, I got this.
*Sam is now questioning life*

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 10, 2019

Question Pot

A person who always asks lot of uninterested and unnecessary questions

Man1: My girlfriend is such a question pot man
Man2: Why?
Man1: She always come up with a question man. She doesn’t trust me man.

by Anna7 April 16, 2019

Question Romping

Spamming Facebook's question feature with stupid answers until the person eventually unfriends you.

Question: What is Question Romping?

Answers:
Life
Tacos
Santa
Sand Carpets
Necrophelia
Meth
Etc, Etc.

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cupcake question

A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.

Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.

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