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Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 3, 2025
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013
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Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it
by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
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Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once
Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor
by hurtcobain March 4, 2025
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Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.
"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"
by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013
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