Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.

Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.

by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021

two in the trunk

while you are fucking a girl in the vagina you take your balls and work them into the anus at the same time.

i was fucking this girl and slipped two in the trunk.

by BBALZ January 12, 2005

to make the beast with two backs

Kind of joke. When twoo people are having sex, it looks like a beast with two backs

Just to make the beast with two backs.

by ammar90 September 10, 2010

two in the pink,one in the stink

think about it.... a guy fingering a girl with two fingers in the vagina and one finger in the butthole. normally your pointer and your middle finger go in the pink and your ring finger goes in the stink!

two in the pink,one in the stink

by kendal ryan November 21, 2007

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).

Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.

Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.

Greg: Oh yeah? What for?

Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.

Greg: Why do you think that?

Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.

Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Rob: You're right.

/corny story

by Joseph and friends. August 1, 2008