Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

Pooter

The crack between your private part and leg is your pooter

My pooter hurts when I ride a bike.
Let me touch your pooter.

by Da Realest Eva October 13, 2025

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019

Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019