One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

by HGBrinks May 13, 2011

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
by Smileychica January 11, 2017

An absolute rad unit.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
by Magical-Ellie October 24, 2019

People that went to school with Jeffrey, say he was the class clown. Faking epilectic seizures and rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer, Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. He was the class clown. Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. Rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer!!!
by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

by cmpwam September 25, 2008

Person 1: Whats in there?
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!
Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!
Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.
by conchuir June 8, 2011
