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dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs
"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"
by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014
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Olive Garden

Definition:

To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
I love it when my girl gives it an Olive Garden, while giving me head!
by Toney’S Tough September 5, 2019
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The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.
“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday
by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018
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gardening trip

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.
Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago
by Brotip January 6, 2016
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Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
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recession gardens

Backyard, urban gardens planted to squeeze every penny out of a food budget.
"People's home grocery budget got absolutely shredded and now we've seen just this dramatic increase in the demand for our vegetable seeds. We're selling out," said George Ball, CEO of Burpee Seeds, the largest mail-order seed company in the U.S. "I've never seen anything like it."

Gardening advocates have dubbed the newly planted tracts "recession gardens" and hope to shape the interest into a movement similar to the victory gardens of World War II. Those gardens, modeled after a White House patch planted by Eleanor Roosevelt in 1943, were intended to inspire self- sufficiency, and at their peak supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce, said Roger Doiron, founding director of Kitchen Gardeners International.
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6
by Applied Research March 27, 2009
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sound garden

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'
well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??
by phil macrackin November 16, 2003
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